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@WinTheDay848 I don't follow them enough to know if they've been plagued by injuries. - tanowicki5
Mon Jun 26 20:21:25 +0000 2017

@MarySueSays I thought Hot Mess Express had to do with the one high drama friend who was always jumping into very serious relationships. - tanowicki5
Mon Jun 26 20:12:07 +0000 2017

@WinTheDay848 Are they depleted too? They've always had such a fluid roster. - tanowicki5
Mon Jun 26 20:11:00 +0000 2017

Thorns depleted. Timbers depleted. Something in the water? (Don't get me started about a 20 player roster) - tanowicki5
Mon Jun 26 19:20:58 +0000 2017

Sally just fell off the wall mounted tv when she missed the step to get on the wall mounted speaker. Sally is a bad cat. - tanowicki5
Mon Jun 26 18:26:41 +0000 2017

@MunchkinFunk They had to do it gradually too but never when dog was on a leash. - tanowicki5
Mon Jun 26 17:59:20 +0000 2017

@MunchkinFunk On the other side. I have friends who would have said that for 1st year after they adopted. The dog w? https://t.co/d7frhEjscG - tanowicki5
Mon Jun 26 17:23:49 +0000 2017

@hanmuellernah @ccbloodworth @seanrea_ @kpduck @timbersarmy And an addendum: if no one does step up to do it, it pr? https://t.co/MphDM75B7k - tanowicki5
Mon Jun 26 17:19:12 +0000 2017

@NashCapo @wenpdx @nomadpdx I think her role needs to change because having her be our prime forward isn't cutting it. - tanowicki5
Mon Jun 26 17:08:16 +0000 2017

My house peaked out at 83 degrees. I'm glad for the predicted cooling. 3 days is all I can handle without turning on the AC. - tanowicki5
Mon Jun 26 05:40:52 +0000 2017

@girlmitzi @amatorah That's very mom of her. - tanowicki5
Mon Jun 26 05:38:22 +0000 2017

Dempsey looks like he rolled around on the turf and got all those black bits stuck to him. - tanowicki5
Mon Jun 26 04:35:13 +0000 2017

Adi are you offside, are you offside, are you offside, Adi? - tanowicki5
Mon Jun 26 04:16:20 +0000 2017

@Rayterrill Thank goodness. - tanowicki5
Mon Jun 26 04:13:34 +0000 2017

Smartest thing I did all weekend was hard boil eggs this morning so I could have egg salad for dinner. - tanowicki5
Mon Jun 26 03:56:36 +0000 2017

It's 87 degrees out according to my phone. Gladys insists on touching me. She is hot and furry. https://t.co/cVb6qEb5Gr - tanowicki5
Mon Jun 26 03:26:40 +0000 2017

@drummerlib They're wondering what channel the good porn is on. - tanowicki5
Mon Jun 26 03:22:31 +0000 2017

That was beautiful - tanowicki5
Mon Jun 26 03:21:00 +0000 2017

Oooh, baring their attacking teeth. - tanowicki5
Mon Jun 26 02:45:01 +0000 2017

@_kaitlin_s I do that sometimes with the cats. It's a trap. - tanowicki5
Mon Jun 26 01:16:56 +0000 2017

@dawnita67 Are there 25 of them? - tanowicki5
Mon Jun 26 01:15:10 +0000 2017

@_kaitlin_s Are you two there for the duration? You still have hours to go. - tanowicki5
Mon Jun 26 00:07:08 +0000 2017

I'm rooting for CRS. - tanowicki5
Sun Jun 25 22:22:07 +0000 2017

@anomalily I don't know. My cats LOVE when I sing to them /s - tanowicki5
Sun Jun 25 21:37:52 +0000 2017

I agree with the majority opinion that it is very warm outside today. If you want me, find me in the bat cave. - tanowicki5
Sun Jun 25 21:34:26 +0000 2017

@girlmitzi I believe you meant TAsmoker for some lovely ribs. - tanowicki5
Sun Jun 25 20:09:50 +0000 2017

@Rayterrill @TimbersFC They sound the same and it makes sense. - tanowicki5
Sun Jun 25 19:46:49 +0000 2017

@Rayterrill @TimbersFC I just learned that it's 'Portland Timbers, here we go' and not 'For the Timbers, here we go? https://t.co/4KmD4upGM3 - tanowicki5
Sun Jun 25 19:45:12 +0000 2017

Not sure why I thought sauerkraut would make the best brunch for today, but here I am. - tanowicki5
Sun Jun 25 19:39:37 +0000 2017

Good thing I got a sectional so Gladys could have this much of the couch. She's left half a cat's hair amount to cl? https://t.co/w2PKlPGhkL - tanowicki5
Sun Jun 25 18:59:18 +0000 2017

RT @TimbersFC: Dress Code vs. @SoundersFC: Classic green and gold. RT for a chance to win a primary jersey courtesy of @AlaskaAir. #RCTID? - tanowicki5
Sun Jun 25 18:34:13 +0000 2017

@girlmitzi I am contemplating ending my nap time to make coffee. - tanowicki5
Sun Jun 25 18:11:37 +0000 2017

@FuR Not really. I noticed a bruise feeling on my eyebrow and then looked at it. I don't have many mirrors in the house. - tanowicki5
Sun Jun 25 18:05:54 +0000 2017

@FuR ? It must have been from soccer although I don't recall getting hit in the eye. - tanowicki5
Sun Jun 25 17:55:46 +0000 2017

It is very difficult to pull together as a group when you don't have it together as an individual. https://t.co/reEKScQCFM - tanowicki5
Sun Jun 25 17:36:41 +0000 2017

@amatorah That kid's got moves. - tanowicki5
Sun Jun 25 17:31:48 +0000 2017

RT @I7sannFt: Eid mubarak everyone https://t.co/KNW36HWX8w - tanowicki5
Sun Jun 25 16:40:29 +0000 2017

Woke up early to open windows. Tried to go back to bed but kept hearing noises. Stupid cats and squirrel. - tanowicki5
Sun Jun 25 13:15:56 +0000 2017

RT @will_kuhns: @SportsCenter to show Fanendo Adi feature at 8:41a ET today. - tanowicki5
Sun Jun 25 13:08:54 +0000 2017

You would think I would have noticed when this happened. https://t.co/xtJYWGKoxY - tanowicki5
Sun Jun 25 06:03:46 +0000 2017

If you can maintain a large enough personal bubble, stay calm and position yourself to catch any breeze, you should be fine outdoors. - tanowicki5
Sun Jun 25 04:22:36 +0000 2017

@msjolene @siriharding As a personal rule, I try not to swear as much when I'm indoors as I do when I'm outdoors. But that's just me. - tanowicki5
Sun Jun 25 03:52:26 +0000 2017

@wipeout944 Why are you adding heat to the outside? - tanowicki5
Sun Jun 25 03:38:27 +0000 2017

If fckc flies home between today and Wednesday, they're idiots. - tanowicki5
Sun Jun 25 03:05:33 +0000 2017

There are some spring green piping details that really make the look. - tanowicki5
Sun Jun 25 02:52:55 +0000 2017

The Reno GK has a lovely canary yellow outfit on. It's a lovely non-fluorescent shade. - tanowicki5
Sun Jun 25 02:46:52 +0000 2017

It's hot. Y'all are going to be bitching at the game tomorrow. Rip you. - tanowicki5
Sun Jun 25 02:36:35 +0000 2017

@girlmitzi A few. Reno brought drums. - tanowicki5
Sun Jun 25 02:31:12 +0000 2017

Put the dehumidifier upstairs. Turned it on and the instant reading was 72% humidity. - tanowicki5
Sun Jun 25 01:52:00 +0000 2017

@SusieRants @endubs_rn Sidelines don't count. - tanowicki5
Sun Jun 25 01:45:36 +0000 2017