Tweetgoogle.com explores the awesomeness and absurdity of twitter through search and suggested search. As fun as this already sounds, we actually try to have twitter search features that help people (wink wink) to learn more about twitter and social behavior. So, without further banter... I present yet another tool that can be abused to the tune of hours and hours of lost time and productivity. Broader focus on some topics and very tight focus on others... Your Pick! Suggested topics will change randomly and often, yes this is a test and you will be graded.

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@Johnnywas25 He's so Brexit - mrdaveturner
Fri Apr 28 07:10:07 +0000 2017

It's 1994! My time machine works! https://t.co/7TidY5EzR3 - mrdaveturner
Fri Apr 28 07:03:27 +0000 2017

@alcanlin "You could put that money in the NHS" But they don't want to. - mrdaveturner
Thu Apr 27 22:47:34 +0000 2017

*wipes tear away* https://t.co/SmbZMOeEK8 - mrdaveturner
Thu Apr 27 22:36:35 +0000 2017

@PeregrineBP @lizpidd Health and safety issue. - mrdaveturner
Thu Apr 27 22:34:38 +0000 2017

@PeregrineBP They say it loses its magic as an adult, but I beg to differ. - mrdaveturner
Thu Apr 27 22:08:49 +0000 2017

@notmoro Thanks, Tiny Miliband. - mrdaveturner
Thu Apr 27 22:08:20 +0000 2017

It's Ed Balls Eve. I've hung my Ed Balls Stocking by the Ed Balls Tree so Ed Balls can leave some Ed Balls in it. - mrdaveturner
Thu Apr 27 22:04:50 +0000 2017

@nick_thompson Just him being on my telly. - mrdaveturner
Thu Apr 27 21:55:46 +0000 2017

@ben_cameron Yay! - mrdaveturner
Thu Apr 27 21:41:19 +0000 2017

@cafft It just rolls of the tongue. - mrdaveturner
Thu Apr 27 21:34:43 +0000 2017

@ben_cameron Basically I need a badge design for a crowdfunding book thing. It's paying. Not just exposure. But there may also be exposure. - mrdaveturner
Thu Apr 27 21:33:54 +0000 2017

@ben_cameron Excellent. Thanks. I shall email you tomorrow as I'm most of the way through a bottle of wine so it'll make little sense. - mrdaveturner
Thu Apr 27 21:32:56 +0000 2017

@ben_cameron Mr Cameron. Do you have an email address I can get you on about some work for a project I'm working on? - mrdaveturner
Thu Apr 27 21:23:02 +0000 2017

Oh fuck off Boris #bbcnews - mrdaveturner
Thu Apr 27 21:07:57 +0000 2017

@WHITEE1987 In the tin, my friend. In the tin. - mrdaveturner
Thu Apr 27 20:14:51 +0000 2017

@mi_shmash @jules0455 turns out the dark chocolate digestive is an underrated biscuit. We chained a packet in a day. - mrdaveturner
Thu Apr 27 12:35:45 +0000 2017

@mi_shmash @jules0455 I, too, thought they were pink wafers but they're raspberry cream fingers or something. - mrdaveturner
Thu Apr 27 12:34:28 +0000 2017

The office biscuit situation has spiralled out of control. It's the biscuit-ocalypse!!! https://t.co/s5wt5IAabE - mrdaveturner
Thu Apr 27 12:31:08 +0000 2017

@TH6_555 Oh wow! That's incredibly chuff-making! Thanks! - mrdaveturner
Thu Apr 27 08:17:27 +0000 2017

Boris Johnson appeared on the TV in the office kitchen. I still instinctively mutter "Oh fuck off Boris". - mrdaveturner
Thu Apr 27 08:09:30 +0000 2017

tfw you're walking down the road and an epic tune comes on shuffle. https://t.co/iaOjRF10Gl - mrdaveturner
Thu Apr 27 07:21:55 +0000 2017

@TH6_555 "If this asshole can do it, you can too!" - mrdaveturner
Wed Apr 26 15:55:15 +0000 2017

@kenneth_gray Yes! Love that film. Damn. Not on Netflix. - mrdaveturner
Wed Apr 26 15:23:59 +0000 2017

And I bloody love Married to the Mob. - mrdaveturner
Wed Apr 26 15:10:02 +0000 2017

And Silence of the Lambs is simply one of the greatest. - mrdaveturner
Wed Apr 26 15:09:50 +0000 2017

Oh man. RIP Jonathan Demme. Philadelphia made me howl with tears so much at the cinema a complete stranger had to give me her tissues. - mrdaveturner
Wed Apr 26 15:03:46 +0000 2017

@robiliciousnz They're giving the people what they want. - mrdaveturner
Wed Apr 26 12:14:03 +0000 2017

@Munkeycop Oh god. That would be so beautiful. - mrdaveturner
Wed Apr 26 12:13:22 +0000 2017

Please do not destroy the world until after this film is released. https://t.co/RHsTooa4ou - mrdaveturner
Wed Apr 26 12:06:09 +0000 2017

@iDvdsn @stevehine213 Oh go on then. - mrdaveturner
Wed Apr 26 08:10:37 +0000 2017

@stevehine213 If I do it, it'll probably just be for paperbacks so people can have their collections continue ? - mrdaveturner
Tue Apr 25 21:26:11 +0000 2017

@stevehine213 Please. No mugs. I'm very chuffed you like yours. But I still wake up in a cold sweat dreaming of them. - mrdaveturner
Tue Apr 25 21:22:42 +0000 2017

@Codepope @NME Haha! Lo-fi. Nice. - mrdaveturner
Tue Apr 25 19:29:43 +0000 2017

Impotent screams of rage into the abyss. https://t.co/WNChfkgqyK - mrdaveturner
Tue Apr 25 18:45:20 +0000 2017

@mindsgonewild Ha! I'm going as quick as I can ? - mrdaveturner
Tue Apr 25 17:39:18 +0000 2017

@EwaSR The Worst Witch? - mrdaveturner
Tue Apr 25 13:36:53 +0000 2017

@MavIncognito Yay! Excellent stuff! Thanks! - mrdaveturner
Tue Apr 25 13:09:03 +0000 2017

@stevenixon Hmmm. I shall have to consider it then! - mrdaveturner
Tue Apr 25 13:08:31 +0000 2017

People who read my books: I've ended up writing a 4th HTBD novella. Do you want limited edition paperbacks again? - mrdaveturner
Tue Apr 25 10:39:34 +0000 2017

@FrankOctopus Also, I'm on the case. Couple of months. Did a joke about Audi drivers last night. - mrdaveturner
Tue Apr 25 08:42:42 +0000 2017

@FrankOctopus I just wanted to do a new pinned tweet! Why won't you let me live?! - mrdaveturner
Tue Apr 25 08:42:02 +0000 2017

Wanna free book? Have a free book! https://t.co/z0S2pMUqqu - mrdaveturner
Tue Apr 25 08:38:20 +0000 2017

GOOD MORNING INTERNET. https://t.co/Ruq68G1jNq - mrdaveturner
Tue Apr 25 06:27:50 +0000 2017

@notmoro "It's got oxygen now. Didn't you see Total Recall?" - mrdaveturner
Mon Apr 24 20:28:49 +0000 2017

"It should be easy. Matt Damon's already been there. I saw it on the TV." https://t.co/dbIxIhcCyN - mrdaveturner
Mon Apr 24 20:23:29 +0000 2017

RT @marxistotle: LET HIM FIGHT YOU COWARDS https://t.co/oLqpx9Jp3z - mrdaveturner
Mon Apr 24 19:41:23 +0000 2017

Turns out I still fancy Keren from Bananarama. - mrdaveturner
Mon Apr 24 12:35:20 +0000 2017

@JanCherryJovi Ha! A fine name! (For a moment I thought it might be an article about it raining biscuits somewhere in the world) - mrdaveturner
Mon Apr 24 10:44:02 +0000 2017

@ange1ina Ha! Oops. Just read your tweet properly! - mrdaveturner
Sun Apr 23 21:31:56 +0000 2017