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RT @BooksSubway: We're launching an online book club: #OffTheRailsBookClub! Our June read is by @kellyoxford! For more info, click ? https:? - kellyoxford
Tue May 30 01:02:23 +0000 2017

"The last laugh" will be when our lives flash before our eyes and it's just us looking at our phones. - kellyoxford
Fri May 26 18:40:23 +0000 2017

Moment of silence for all the men today who find a new thong in the laundry then later discover it's their teenage daughter's. ?? - kellyoxford
Fri May 26 17:26:07 +0000 2017

@Sethrogen Your life - kellyoxford
Thu May 25 19:14:47 +0000 2017

Every dad knew a guy like this, and every kid was scared of him. https://t.co/zYtTpbRGBa - kellyoxford
Thu May 25 15:27:17 +0000 2017

@paulscheer Holy shit - kellyoxford
Thu May 25 02:51:26 +0000 2017

Hey @GwynethPaltrow how much raw chicken on my finger needs to get in my mouth for me to die? Thanks. - kellyoxford
Thu May 25 00:31:21 +0000 2017

Me: You have another half hour before bed, what do you want to do? 8yo: Smoke a cigarette with Obama. - kellyoxford
Wed May 24 01:44:23 +0000 2017

RT @ConstanceZimmer: Watch my hubby's beautiful short w/@nedbrower @duplaselton @mattjonesisdead @sjmtheactress @kellyoxford ME & MORE! htt? - kellyoxford
Tue May 23 23:47:35 +0000 2017

Tweeting "Unfollow" is like crashing a party you weren't invited to, then announcing you're leaving when no one even knew you were there. - kellyoxford
Fri May 19 22:49:38 +0000 2017

@HannuhClaire Exotic shorthair - kellyoxford
Fri May 19 18:15:52 +0000 2017

"Today we learned about Hiroshima and WHAT THE FUCK" - my 16yo - kellyoxford
Fri May 19 03:54:23 +0000 2017

Since you can't say to me now, how the dogs broke your bone, there's just one thing left to be said Say hello to he? https://t.co/QiJI08fyy5 - kellyoxford
Thu May 18 18:38:09 +0000 2017

8yo "I wish the election had been a little like The Bachelor. Obama should have given out roses to his favorites. Clinton would have won." - kellyoxford
Wed May 17 21:55:09 +0000 2017

@leileiah @FanjoyCo I signed all the copies and sent them out yesterday!!! :) - kellyoxford
Wed May 17 17:57:52 +0000 2017

RT @CanadianPM: "Today, I ask Canadians and people around the world to fight hatred, honour love, and defend human rights for everyone.? #I? - kellyoxford
Wed May 17 17:56:39 +0000 2017

Pick this shit up @NBC !!!!! #MustSeeSackett https://t.co/p6xhNvVzS1 - kellyoxford
Wed May 17 00:11:31 +0000 2017

@allanmcatee The link came up before you name and I immediately was like "gotta text this to Alex now" wtf - kellyoxford
Tue May 16 21:31:28 +0000 2017

Could not be happier, @A24 ! https://t.co/KVBdnFFMn5 - kellyoxford
Tue May 16 05:11:37 +0000 2017

Today is one of those parenting days where I hear police sirens in the distance and am praying they're coming for me. - kellyoxford
Sun May 14 21:53:01 +0000 2017

@literallybri Calm down. ?? - kellyoxford
Sun May 14 19:34:01 +0000 2017

When I see someone with a profile pic of them kissing their boyfriend or girlfriend, all I can think is, "What a fucked up relationship." - kellyoxford
Sun May 14 19:22:21 +0000 2017

Wait, the last one is dark #uKnowUgrewUpPoorWhen - kellyoxford
Sun May 14 19:12:08 +0000 2017

#uKnowUgrewUpPoorWhen your mom worked a day and a night shift and you wore a key around your neck - kellyoxford
Sun May 14 19:11:47 +0000 2017

@tattytiara I related to this one - kellyoxford
Sun May 14 19:05:50 +0000 2017

#uKnowUgrewUpPoorWhen A bag of your cousin's hand me downs were like Xmas. Also, you use the noun hand me downs. - kellyoxford
Sun May 14 19:05:17 +0000 2017

Maybe I should start a fun hashtag? #uKnowUgrewUpPoorWhen You have fond memories of weekly trips to the bottle depot. - kellyoxford
Sun May 14 19:01:34 +0000 2017

RT @lizzle109: Not a mom yet but am surrounded by so many superhero moms who truly do it all, & with grace. I think @kellyoxford said it be? - kellyoxford
Sun May 14 17:49:57 +0000 2017

@rgay I have found the opposite true for me. When I'm lonely I stay up late with false hopes something will happen. - kellyoxford
Sun May 14 07:14:52 +0000 2017

Tried explaining to my kid why Colonel is spelled like that, threw my hands up in the air, "EVERYTHING IS STUPID, GET USED TO IT!" - kellyoxford
Thu May 11 17:35:00 +0000 2017

@JenniKonner After living with 100 kids who needed him, yes! - kellyoxford
Thu May 11 05:02:03 +0000 2017

Hahahahaa hahaha hahaha haha ha hahahaa ha https://t.co/RZ3IEWCj5y - kellyoxford
Wed May 10 17:42:14 +0000 2017

RT @createcultivate: Craving Sunshine? Join us in Maui for our pop up w speakers such as @sofifii @kellyoxford @GrasieMercedes and more! h? - kellyoxford
Tue May 09 23:08:14 +0000 2017

@MelliBitch Just causing problems. Likes to say inappropriate things - kellyoxford
Tue May 09 16:29:15 +0000 2017

2 years ago, as my kid and I were leaving the grocery store, she yelled "WE FORGOT TO BUY MY CIGARETTES!" and I still think about that. - kellyoxford
Tue May 09 16:24:42 +0000 2017

RT @Harper360UK: Sooooo Excited........ When You Find Out the World is Against You @kellyoxford Out now in the UK https://t.co/oDKfvCkXUl - kellyoxford
Tue May 09 15:49:41 +0000 2017

@GarrettMcCoy So far you're the only one who's figured it out - kellyoxford
Tue May 09 06:31:19 +0000 2017

@MoreMeLessYouTO Duh - kellyoxford
Mon May 08 23:36:32 +0000 2017

@MoreMeLessYouTO Tartar - kellyoxford
Mon May 08 21:49:13 +0000 2017

RT @etalkCTV: .@kellyoxford talks about her personal McDonald's empire in this extended interview >>> https://t.co/wqDPkynb4L #etalk https:? - kellyoxford
Mon May 08 21:29:29 +0000 2017

BORED?? Test drive a Volkswagen Beetle when schools are let out, drive by and watch a bunch of kids punch each other. Not illegal. - kellyoxford
Mon May 08 14:57:34 +0000 2017

@AmandaBux @AmyKinLA @AliciaSilv @Oprah @francineorr I made it from https://t.co/Ia9Jh8y0yU - kellyoxford
Mon May 08 00:33:58 +0000 2017

RT @TheSocialCTV: So much fun chatting with best-selling author @kellyoxford about social media, family and her hilarious new book: https:/? - kellyoxford
Mon May 08 00:31:04 +0000 2017

My sister texted me at 3-0 and told me not to. https://t.co/kc69CQdU51 - kellyoxford
Mon May 08 00:30:43 +0000 2017

@AmyKinLA @AliciaSilv @Oprah @francineorr THATS A THIRD OF MY SWEATSHIRT!!! #oprah #cherHorowitz https://t.co/yIIQoBaBG8 - kellyoxford
Sun May 07 23:43:02 +0000 2017

RT @indigogreenroom: Thanks Vancouver! Full house for @kellyoxford #IndigoEvents https://t.co/Ks5MpDry1l - kellyoxford
Sun May 07 00:40:46 +0000 2017

@mrsnoturbiz @spencerpratt I did - kellyoxford
Sat May 06 17:47:57 +0000 2017

RT @indigogreenroom: KELLY OXFORD. TODAY. 2pm @IndigoGranville @kellyoxford https://t.co/N5ubQAHLjJ - kellyoxford
Sat May 06 15:34:50 +0000 2017

@PTrimble66 His hand was on his pad. He totally grabbed it - kellyoxford
Sat May 06 05:28:49 +0000 2017

@duplaselton YES!! @duplaselton IN THE HOUSE - kellyoxford
Fri May 05 21:42:15 +0000 2017