explores the awesomeness and absurdity of twitter through search and suggested search. As fun as this already sounds, we actually try to have twitter search features that help people (wink wink) to learn more about twitter and social behavior. So, without further banter... I present yet another tool that can be abused to the tune of hours and hours of lost time and productivity. Broader focus on some topics and very tight focus on others... Your Pick! Suggested topics will change randomly and often, yes this is a test and you will be graded.

Tweetgoogle your way through the void of twitter posts.

RT @jeremyharrisona: "That's a funny tweet, I wonder who..." *Sees it's done by someone with their boobs as their profile picture. "Aaand w? - ixix82
Mon Apr 24 00:12:36 +0000 2017

RT @realHamOnWry: My mom never cooked. Until I was 17 I thought her stove was a cigarette lighter. - ixix82
Mon Apr 24 00:12:15 +0000 2017

RT @realHamOnWry: I don't think I'd do well in prison. I hate sex in the shower. - ixix82
Mon Apr 24 00:12:12 +0000 2017

RT @DadandBuried: My brother recommended a movie but said I shouldn't watch it when I'm tired which is a shame because now I'll never see i? - ixix82
Mon Apr 24 00:05:38 +0000 2017

RT @DadandBuried: *wife is disgruntled* Me: What's wrong? Wife: *sigh* We gotta feed them & get them to bed & stuff. Me: Oh, so just our e? - ixix82
Mon Apr 24 00:01:44 +0000 2017

RT @AnniemuMary: I will not RSVP because 1. I would not give you the satisfaction and 2. I threw it in the trash & ground my lean cuisine c? - ixix82
Mon Apr 24 00:01:03 +0000 2017

RT @AwkwardAndFab: If life was a reality show,and I were in charge, practically everyone would be eliminated. - ixix82
Mon Apr 24 00:00:56 +0000 2017

RT @Henry_3k: Oh, you hate that? I wasn't sure. I'll carry right on then. - ixix82
Mon Apr 24 00:00:18 +0000 2017

RT @liv_thatsme: People I adore: #FF @WheelTod @unravelingfire @girl_a_whirl @GrantTanaka @GingerHotDish @AimeeHelene1 @amydillon @caliluvg? - ixix82
Mon Apr 24 00:00:14 +0000 2017

RT @Bandersnaaatch: "I'm so into you", I say, as I plunge my fist into your chest and rip out your still beating heart. - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 23:59:36 +0000 2017

RT @Henry_3k: @naughtywriter2 "Why?" curious or "bi" curious? - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 23:59:14 +0000 2017

RT @Henry_3k: While initially enjoyable making fun of others leaves you empty inside unlike making fun of yourself which leaves you full of? - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 23:59:10 +0000 2017

RT @Henry_3k: Lay your slogan on me. - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 23:58:59 +0000 2017

RT @Henry_3k: Find your own path, psycho. - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 23:58:56 +0000 2017

RT @Henry_3k: If we can't go to a restaurant, just us two, and sit and make fun of all the other patrons, this isn't a real relationship. - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 23:58:41 +0000 2017

RT @SirEviscerate: George Harrison watches from Beyond as the sentient Sun devours the Earth. "I tried to warn them it was coming," he says. - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 23:58:19 +0000 2017

RT @ramblinma: - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 23:56:44 +0000 2017

RT @ramblinma: *stops abruptly at red light* *instinctively reaches out arm to protect food in passenger seat* - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 23:56:33 +0000 2017

RT @squirrel74wkgn: Wife: How was work? Good. *holds breath* (Do not lie. Do NOT lie. DO NOT lie for absolutely no fucking reason.) I sa? - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 23:56:20 +0000 2017

RT @ramblinma: I want my kids to have a fun childhood, but like a lazy, quiet kind of fun that doesn't cost anything. - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 23:56:16 +0000 2017

RT @sexscotchcigars: People will hurt you. Every one of them. Decide who is worth suffering over. - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 23:55:59 +0000 2017

RT @PatternIsFull: It's only a matter of time before I'm identified as Patient Zero and you're all infected. - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 23:55:01 +0000 2017

RT @JRobb773: My coworkers weren't all that inspired to participate in the Escape Room till I opened my bag of haunted doll heads. - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 23:53:32 +0000 2017

RT @JRobb773: I hate when the elevator door opens and my boss sees me poking my belly fat and I have to be fake pregnant the rest of my car? - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 23:53:25 +0000 2017

RT @JRobb773: I hope to live my life in such a way that at my funeral they light the whole funeral home on fire just to be sure I'm really? - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 23:53:22 +0000 2017

RT @JRobb773: I miss the old days when I didn't freak out over real clouds that resemble mushroom clouds. - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 23:53:19 +0000 2017

RT @JRobb773: Please buy my new how-to book: 'How to Crochet Curse Words into Doilies.' - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 23:53:11 +0000 2017

RT @Keurfuffle: *sees crow eating a Burger King wrapper* "He's got a point." - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 23:51:49 +0000 2017

RT @Keurfuffle: I think some people deny science because they can't pick and choose and exploit loopholes like they do with tax codes and b? - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 23:51:41 +0000 2017

RT @Keurfuffle: I wonder if people get bored and jaded enough with Twitter that they escalate to choking themselves while tweeting to recap? - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 23:51:34 +0000 2017

RT @Keurfuffle: Jeff Sessions looks like the kind of guy who would aspirate the "h" in the word "white" hard enough to blow out birthday ca? - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 23:51:26 +0000 2017

RT @darkwise: Office romance is so much harder when you are self-employed. - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 23:50:38 +0000 2017

RT @yenniwhite: Husband: This movie looks awful. Me: Well, the category is "Because you watched Son In Law." - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 23:47:45 +0000 2017

RT @yenniwhite: Where exactly are these women who manipulatively say "I'm fine" when they're mad? Because my husband probably wants to meet? - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 23:47:42 +0000 2017

RT @yenniwhite: "A whole new world. A new fantastic point of view. No one to tell us no. Or where to go. Or..." "Ma'am, please buy that ca? - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 22:56:38 +0000 2017

RT @ThatSpanishLady: Easily the best protest sign anyone has ever made #MarchForScience #EarthDay - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 22:56:12 +0000 2017

RT @ThePocketJustin: Who writes this shit? Me. Me writes this shit. - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 22:30:01 +0000 2017

RT @JoParkerBear: Bill Nye Saves the World and no chill. - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 22:03:14 +0000 2017

RT @qikipedia: When frightened, the Moroccon flic-flac spider cartwheels away. (Video by SciNews.) - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 22:00:53 +0000 2017

RT @hellohappy_time: I once got a serious concussion as a result of running to get food. That's just how I was raised. - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 21:42:09 +0000 2017

RT @dorsalstream: Sorry, can't. I have to rebuild the Entropy Room AGAIN. - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 21:33:04 +0000 2017

RT @MikeMcNeil_: Ugh, that guy. -you guys - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 21:24:10 +0000 2017

RT @MikeMcNeil_: Narrator: ... Narrator: He's just sitting there. - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 21:21:58 +0000 2017

RT @MikeMcNeil_: If I say Sigmund I mean Sigmund and the Sea Monsters. The same is true when I say Freud. It?s a Sigmund and the Sea Mons? - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 21:21:54 +0000 2017

RT @MikeMcNeil_: I swear to god Twitter, you get BACK out there and you FIND me a notification! - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 21:21:42 +0000 2017

RT @MikeMcNeil_: I burnt the english muffins even though LISTEN TO ME even though the toaster was set at 6 which should have been fine. RT? - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 21:20:43 +0000 2017

RT @MikeMcNeil_: omg irish music we get it people die - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 21:20:37 +0000 2017

RT @MikeMcNeil_: My one man play, ?Your Fish is Dead, Billy Edwards,? though met with critical acclaim, seemed to provide little solace to? - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 21:20:28 +0000 2017

RT @Bob_Janke: People that tailgate me don't realize how little I have to lose. - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 21:16:31 +0000 2017

RT @JayMindX: Friend: "How are you spending your Sunday?" Me: "Filling my drafts folder with mediocrity." - ixix82
Sun Apr 23 20:49:16 +0000 2017