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@JeredElmore Bannon life motto more likely. - alt_lawyer
Sun Apr 23 02:23:42 +0000 2017

RT @AltUSPressSec: Retweet if you think Milo is an apologist for pedophiles who shouldn't be given a mic. #Resist https://t.co/keujhrjGwR - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 21:43:36 +0000 2017

@AltUSFWS I was able to be born...with science! (Seriously, I would have died in child birth without science.) - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 17:40:46 +0000 2017

RT @mellemcwhirter: Hey @AltDIA https://t.co/sm1gh2a3p9 - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 17:37:34 +0000 2017

@AdVictoriam111 @GROBSLynn The one where the only goal is making profit. - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 06:18:16 +0000 2017

@AlethiaResists Always glad to help! - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 05:43:13 +0000 2017

@Scribbler74 He had a fucking game plan. - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 05:40:15 +0000 2017

@Scribbler74 Gotta take her to ye olde abattoir looks like. - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 05:35:53 +0000 2017

@Scribbler74 That is some mega shameful. - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 05:35:12 +0000 2017

@AlethiaResists It's a donation, you determine its worth. - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 05:34:57 +0000 2017

@Scribbler74 The plot thickens! - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 05:31:51 +0000 2017

@AlethiaResists Oh, it's fucking stupid. But worth it. - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 05:31:34 +0000 2017

@GROBSLynn Who know what else does? TAKING MONEY FROM THEIR SCHOOLS AND MAKING AN IDIOT THE SECRETARY OF EDUCATION. - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 05:31:10 +0000 2017

@Scribbler74 If we're talking sex scandal, then I gotta go with my boy, Bonejammin' Franklin. - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 05:28:20 +0000 2017

@Scribbler74 Malibu and pineapple is my jam. - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 05:27:12 +0000 2017

Apparently, the minimum donation is $5.00. This is stupid. If you want to donate less, DM me, and we'll figure this out. - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 05:26:06 +0000 2017

@AltWhitehouseIT More than once, sadly. #clumsydrunk - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 05:24:42 +0000 2017

@Scribbler74 Various beers and shots of Malibu. So many options. I think I'm leaning towards the Wright brothers. I? https://t.co/4GWtDchSJY - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 05:24:14 +0000 2017

@AltWhitehouseIT It's late, friendo. We all goof. - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 05:04:37 +0000 2017

@AltWhitehouseIT That might just be related to it heating up. My mom had some that would make awful noises as it tu? https://t.co/58TQCj3ier - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 05:03:57 +0000 2017

@AltWhitehouseIT I've...heard of it. - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 04:58:23 +0000 2017

@AltWhitehouseIT @erugg @alt_labor We can't stop there. It's bat country. - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 04:57:22 +0000 2017

@AltWhitehouseIT You know it. - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 04:53:08 +0000 2017

@GROBSLynn @roguebarkeep @alt_jabroni @alt_labor I didn't think myself worthy of such forbidden fruit. - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 04:29:06 +0000 2017

@GROBSLynn Yes. Custard is baller. - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 04:04:41 +0000 2017

@alt_jabroni @azurrow @knot4sharing @JeredElmore @CuntyMcCuntis @katiehazie @alt_noods @Info_Scientists? https://t.co/NgVehHLxJz - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 03:57:18 +0000 2017

@CuntyMcCuntis @alt_labor @AltWHKitchen @alt_noods @AltUSPressSec @alt_jabroni @ALT_uscis @AltHomelandSec I'm votin? https://t.co/ifzVNyT6vZ - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 03:50:35 +0000 2017

@CuntyMcCuntis DDDDDDDDDDDDDx - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 03:49:11 +0000 2017

@CuntyMcCuntis I CAN'T RESPOND TO THIS IT KEEPS SHOWING UP - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 03:45:17 +0000 2017

@katiehazie @alt_noods @AmyLHowland @alt_jabroni @CuntyMcCuntis @JeredElmore @alt_kellyanne_ @Info_Scientists? https://t.co/SZUoFJ5DbB - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 03:44:41 +0000 2017

@CuntyMcCuntis Mrs. Trump, hands down I AM EXTREMELY DISTURBED NOW. - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 03:42:57 +0000 2017

@wickedsmartface BUT IT WAS FREE AND I HAVE A LOT OF IT. - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 03:39:22 +0000 2017

I KEEP TRYING TO DRINK OUT OF THE SAME EMPTY BOTTLE. - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 03:38:44 +0000 2017

@wickedsmartface Oh, no, no sadness for me. The brand of beer is the sadness. I'm feeling great and blasting Irish drinking songs. - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 03:36:40 +0000 2017

@wickedsmartface Zyrtec. Because I drinking sad. - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 03:32:17 +0000 2017

@erugg @alt_labor I couldn't say no to such an opportunity. - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 03:31:39 +0000 2017

@alt_kellyanne_ I DON'T KNOW YET. - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 03:28:24 +0000 2017

@erugg I handle data for a company that handles third party healthcare enrollments. - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 03:28:00 +0000 2017

@erugg Long story short, @alt_labor saw me ripping into some dipshit on Twitter, and asked if I wanted to be his alt lawyer. - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 03:26:39 +0000 2017

@erugg Hey, me too! Well, data at least. - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 03:25:37 +0000 2017

@wickedsmartface Assuming they all will eventually, but taking several years before they do, I think I gotta go wit? https://t.co/vGJoj0mh9i - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 03:25:03 +0000 2017

@erugg Well, I should note, I don't actually practice law. Long story as to why I'm alt lawyer. - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 03:22:43 +0000 2017

@wickedsmartface Do any of the rest of the alts show up eventually? - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 03:21:03 +0000 2017

@erugg I would say anything civil. - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 03:20:25 +0000 2017

@roguebarkeep I'd probably go a lot kinkier, but this is a family account. - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 03:17:38 +0000 2017

@erugg @alt_jabroni Well, then. You win this round, ma'am. - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 03:15:31 +0000 2017

@roguebarkeep Hmmm... A ball-gag for Tara because I find the irony funny, and some kind of paddle for both. - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 03:14:17 +0000 2017

@roguebarkeep Depends on what we define as a toy. Any restrictions? - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 03:07:25 +0000 2017

@erugg @alt_jabroni I said good day! - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 03:05:36 +0000 2017

@erugg @alt_jabroni I did not put this AMA up to be besmirched, sir! Good day! - alt_lawyer
Sat Apr 22 03:03:41 +0000 2017