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@Patrick_Hargis I can't wait for the horrors of being a teacher. Being a tutor 3 hours a day 4 days a week makes me want a vasectomy.
njny
Sat Apr 29 01:30:21 +0000 2017
RT @810atnight: [first date] Her:Got any cool scars? *flashes back to a childhood full of abuse and neglect. Panics awkwardly* Me:Just t?
SnizzleFrizzle
Sat Apr 29 01:30:14 +0000 2017
RT @SmartassChef: I got a vasectomy at 30 because it took me that long to realize I wasn't responsible enough to operate a penis.
Loftysome
Sat Apr 29 01:15:57 +0000 2017
I swear my brother needs a vasectomy ! If he keeps this up he will have a football team!
RonieshaCaldwel
Sat Apr 29 01:07:53 +0000 2017
Can Getting a #Vasectomy Raise Your Cancer Risk? No. The answer is no. Saved you a click. https://t.co/YMeHz5Pu6j? https://t.co/yVLNOG93s9
VasectomyDotCom
Sat Apr 29 01:04:01 +0000 2017
@FightsOnVine it's a sikh vasectomy?
Unedibleant
Sat Apr 29 00:44:22 +0000 2017
@itvcorrie why would we care that 'Kirk' got a vasectomy?Not earthshaking and very unimportant.Some things should stay private,'Kirk'
mail4rjm
Sat Apr 29 00:06:43 +0000 2017
-I have to be careful with pregnant - but if your husband has done vasectomy! -For this reason
andresverasa
Sat Apr 29 00:05:53 +0000 2017
RT @lanifeli_: He needs to get a damn vasectomy bc his balls got all the juice ?? https://t.co/VOcxoYurDS
oviependarvis33
Sat Apr 29 00:04:26 +0000 2017
Saw a dad scream in his 3 yo old's face, "I swear to god I'm gonna get a fucking vasectomy!" His kids are now chanting "VASECTOMY!!!" #same
_sadafahsan
Fri Apr 28 23:51:50 +0000 2017
@mttgcast is Gabe struggling with running a 5K or getting a vasectomy?!? ?
ThatChaufie
Fri Apr 28 23:26:11 +0000 2017
Can Getting a Vasectomy Raise Your Cancer Risk? https://t.co/e8s3pUWACh
piterh1010_h
Fri Apr 28 23:25:04 +0000 2017
@alicelou97 So true! The episode where Terry gets the Vasectomy absolutely destroys me
SolTaibi
Fri Apr 28 23:19:32 +0000 2017
Have a vasectomy they said. Few days and it will be fine they said. 1 week later my left nut is the size of a pineapple and i cant walk!
Just_mick_1986
Fri Apr 28 23:15:33 +0000 2017
@roswell2001 DAM! She really is a scank! And thanks for the mental vasectomy Ros.
JosephR56
Fri Apr 28 23:04:59 +0000 2017
How much is a vasectomy ?
K_Showtime_J
Fri Apr 28 23:00:01 +0000 2017
RT @sweatheartmoony: Probably it was after your birth that the devil decided to have a vasectomy
soyourelikethat
Fri Apr 28 22:55:02 +0000 2017
RT @sweatheartmoony: Probably it was after your birth that the devil decided to have a vasectomy
_oculusmundi
Fri Apr 28 22:48:07 +0000 2017
Can Getting a Vasectomy Raise Your Cancer Risk? - Men?s Health https://t.co/tYi9rUowpP
SweetTMJ
Fri Apr 28 22:47:00 +0000 2017
vasectomy Groupon
youfoundderwin
Fri Apr 28 22:27:57 +0000 2017
@Joe_Panama @ihwright we've come a long way from Joe's selfie, to my deleted selfie, to vasectomy to here
jiffington
Fri Apr 28 22:19:20 +0000 2017
RT @TracySorrell1: @TimShutters @nextPOTUS45 @LeftardBeatdown @Andrew381978 @007darB @JoMadRam @LeslieMarshall @SeanC75 @MarshallFarts5 @al?
SeanC75
Fri Apr 28 22:19:09 +0000 2017
RT @lanifeli_: He needs to get a damn vasectomy bc his balls got all the juice ?? https://t.co/VOcxoYurDS
_rxchelann
Fri Apr 28 22:19:04 +0000 2017
Manly men talk about getting snipped. You?re no less of a man by choosing male birth control.? https://t.co/Tehud98UhT
SpermCheckVasec
Fri Apr 28 22:17:02 +0000 2017
@justjim00001 @kushkandy95 Planned Parenthood might hook you up with a Vasectomy After all, you're a poster child? https://t.co/m8NfB9X4Ka
NoConversions
Fri Apr 28 22:10:50 +0000 2017
@Joe_Panama @jiffington Sure my looks and personality are my vasectomy
ihwright
Fri Apr 28 22:05:30 +0000 2017
RT @ihwright: @Joe_Panama @jiffington The dad of a kid from primary school was one of the country's first vasectomy docs. A former patient?
Joe_Panama
Fri Apr 28 22:05:12 +0000 2017
@Joe_Panama @jiffington The dad of a kid from primary school was one of the country's first vasectomy docs. A former patient shot him
ihwright
Fri Apr 28 22:04:42 +0000 2017
@jiffington Shit you actually can https://t.co/crDgL9WYLV
Joe_Panama
Fri Apr 28 22:01:28 +0000 2017
ADULT STORE BILLBOARDS FOUND: TWO (2) (for vasectomy)
vdiggety
Fri Apr 28 21:53:59 +0000 2017
Does #Newsnight even pretend to be balanced? It's as balanced as my testicles (never the same since vasectomy)!
asylumboundbook
Fri Apr 28 21:51:59 +0000 2017
RT @Gotham3: Cheap DIY vasectomy https://t.co/DAQQPl3nsk
HazelKerr19
Fri Apr 28 21:49:44 +0000 2017
vasectomy women sex psychological https://t.co/uwiCNLSHKD
EliAutry2
Fri Apr 28 21:45:57 +0000 2017
damn it's like a man getting a random vasectomy. what's a snake without its poison? RIP Papi meme folder. https://t.co/tNB86VABWy
theblackndsage
Fri Apr 28 21:40:46 +0000 2017
surprise i gave you a vasectomy in your sleep
TinyKogasa
Fri Apr 28 21:39:44 +0000 2017
#vasectomy and sex angel costumes adult https://t.co/hVye7xxQ9N
MuMQv2VbXCfFAVI
Fri Apr 28 21:38:46 +0000 2017
RT @Iammasterqueen: @primalscream4 @goodtoto43 @DominiqueDanger @Dictatress I'm certain it is simpler than an abortion. All surgery for mal?
primalscream4
Fri Apr 28 21:34:44 +0000 2017
RT @SmartassChef: I got a vasectomy at 30 because it took me that long to realize I wasn't responsible enough to operate a penis.
NandoSnark
Fri Apr 28 21:19:12 +0000 2017
RT @souly_medicated: Getting A Vasectomy.. AGAIN! Outlast 2 Part 1: https://t.co/9uR1ckEAzF via @YouTube
graesimmons
Fri Apr 28 21:14:05 +0000 2017
Thanks Dr. Jay @BuenafeClinic for the sweet vasectomy ! ?????=????
LittleGeneral04
Fri Apr 28 21:10:19 +0000 2017
@fuk_n_real @mrskribble @MissGongjuHS You can't put a price on bravery, but if you did it would be $5234 Blood tes? https://t.co/WgeE3Cts0F
HAYLEYBARRETT5
Fri Apr 28 21:05:28 +0000 2017
The ref just quoted the surgeon who did my vasectomy: "Pink ball." #bbcsnooker #Masters #SnookerWorldChampionship
DazzW
Fri Apr 28 20:51:54 +0000 2017
@primalscream4 @goodtoto43 @DominiqueDanger @Dictatress I'm certain it is simpler than an abortion. All surgery for? https://t.co/y1KJqz9H0t
Iammasterqueen
Fri Apr 28 20:50:28 +0000 2017
I also think the hashtag is stupid, but this dude's on another level of upset. Hey dude, you know what a vasectomy? https://t.co/LlXUt0mpSc
Dat__Miles
Fri Apr 28 20:41:28 +0000 2017
@TimShutters @nextPOTUS45 @LeftardBeatdown @Andrew381978 @007darB @JoMadRam @LeslieMarshall @SeanC75? https://t.co/uaIa1eb6Zh
TracySorrell1
Fri Apr 28 20:39:24 +0000 2017
RNC is pushing a bill requiring anal ultrasounds before a vasectomy #TotalCatastrophe #MensRightsToChoose
blitzkriegbnana
Fri Apr 28 20:32:31 +0000 2017
What's more important, sex or children? Sex. That's why I'm getting a vasectomy now.
defjon5
Fri Apr 28 20:31:44 +0000 2017
*[shedules vasectomy for next April and avoids the already bleak prospect of doing sex until then] https://t.co/l7bwu0pdvp
derricka9
Fri Apr 28 20:28:17 +0000 2017
RT @lanifeli_: He needs to get a damn vasectomy bc his balls got all the juice ?? https://t.co/VOcxoYurDS
alsinaslay
Fri Apr 28 20:22:19 +0000 2017
[schedules vasectomy] https://t.co/PrmwUtcLnm
TwoInchesShort
Fri Apr 28 20:08:26 +0000 2017